April 2013
26 posts
i-ran-over-oprah:
lacigreen:
spookysis:
WAHT DOES KISSING SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE
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godwoon:
iguanamouth:
iguanamouth:
gtfoyourcomputer:
iguanamouth:
iguanamouth:
about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i...
March 2013
66 posts
terriermon:
my friend is taking a psych class so she’s always talking about stuff she learns in there and yesterday she was like “you’re probably gay because you didn’t have a strong male figure in your life” like no i’m gay cause i want a strong male figure in my ass
This is an ADULT LINK. Click at your own risk; you... →
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
Violins dont seem that hard to play give me one of those fuckers
I lost followers because of this post
hellyeskingdomhearts:
i either play the video game for 5 minutes and then pause while i do other things for several hours and then resume playing or i play the game continuously for several days there isnt an in between
insurgentdevices:
forrealla3hunna:
the world is over populated and some of you need to die
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
From April, Im back to posting Music quotes =)
