i-ran-over-oprah: lacigreen: spookysis: WAHT DOES KISSING SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE
godwoon: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: gtfoyourcomputer: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 15 hour adventure starting now 9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i...
terriermon: my friend is taking a psych class so she’s always talking about stuff she learns in there and yesterday she was like “you’re probably gay because you didn’t have a strong male figure in your life” like no i’m gay cause i want a strong male figure in my ass
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cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: Violins dont seem that hard to play give me one of those fuckers I lost followers because of this post
hellyeskingdomhearts: i either play the video game for 5 minutes and then pause while i do other things for several hours and then resume playing or i play the game continuously for several days there isnt an in between
insurgentdevices: forrealla3hunna: the world is over populated and some of you need to die
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
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From April, Im back to posting Music quotes =)